Many of the discussions on this site are about eating tons of plant matter so you can strut a hot, steamy bod in spandex without ever having to diet, and finding ways to make and crave nutrient-rich veggies like a wild tiger. And while those are the interests of most readers, there are a few who are trying to put weight on, definitely not take weight off, and others trying to input enough calorie-rich plant foods to meet marathon and triathlon training needs. This post is for that group.
The youngest resident Chez Bitchin’ (Jake) is 20 months old and loves fruits and veggies SO MUCH that he eats them first at meals, quickly declares “ah da” (all done), and is ready to run off and play. At his last check-up, the pediatrician (a no-doubt bitchin’ pediatrician!) expressed concern that he had only gained 1.5 lbs in 6 months and had dropped from the 50th to the 15th percentile for weight. His height and head were above average, he just wasn’t getting fat enough fast enough. It’s a dietitian’s dream and nightmare all rolled into one! He’s eating more fruits and veggies than the average American and is developing an awesome palate, but is too thin.
Side Note: My other 2 kids also love fruits and veggies, but they inhale their whole grains and proteins like nobody’s business, and have always been way above the growth curve. Up until now, it was no surprise that my kids were superhero health hounds. I was a perfect dietitian mom! But shoot. Wake-up-call with kid #3.
SO, inspired by Kathy Patalsky’s Easy Energy Almond Shake, I created a new Jake staple called The Fatten-Up-My-Jake Shake. Not only is it a great way to get some high-qual protein and nutrients into your veggie- and fruit-enthusiast kid, but it’s a stellar pre- and post-workout shake, and a great way to start anyone’s day. And the extra bonus? While it’s working to beef up my little toddler monster, it’s not so high-calorie that it’s anything beyond a nutritious drink for a weight-loss hungry soul (Read: It won’t fatten you up if you’re not trying to fatten up). Just work it in with all those lip-smacking veggies, and it won’t do what you don’t want it to do.
The Fatten-Up-My-Jake Shake
Serves 3
2 cups vanilla soymilk (or other non-dairy milk + 1/2 tsp vanilla)
2 frozen very ripe bananas, sliced prior to freezing, or carefully after freezing
3 Tbsp almond butter (I like the creamy w/ sea salt variety)
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp almond extract (which we just learned is made from fruit pits)
6 ice cubes
Blend ingredients until smooth. Drink and conquer!
Nutrition Info Per Serving (about 1 cup): 242 calories, 12 g fat, 0 mg cholesterol, 66 mg sodium, 28.5 g carbohydrates, 3 g fiber, 14.5 g sugar, 7 g protein, 8% calcium, 12% vitamin C, 25% calcium, 9% iron.
As you can see, Jake’s pretty thrilled with the shake, so I’ll let you know what happens at his next weigh-in.
Other ideas for getting healthy, calorie-dense foods (beyond avocados and peanut butter spoons…)?









Before having kids, I did countless TV and radio interviews stressing the importance of establishing healthy eating habits in childhood, and ways to get picky eaters to eat veggies, fruits, and even vegetarian freak foods like tofu and tempeh. And then i had kids of my own. My first child (a girl) was actually a breeze. Right from the start she loved broccoli, avocados, Boca burgers, tofu, and would show up empty-handed and red-mustached when asked to go pick the tomatoes from the garden. So I was right all along! Offer them only healthy things and they’ll eat only healthy things. I can’t believe CNN even bothered to cover this. It was a no-brainer!