St. Patty’s Day Week: Green Food #2: Green Smoothies (of course!)


You had to see this one coming! If green smoothies mean St. Patrick’s Day, then the Reilly family celebrates most days. Check out the recipe in the picky kids post. And, feedback welcome on my new food photography hobby, which I’ve started as a result of my upcoming Trader Joe’s cookbook. Happy Green Drinking!

St. Patty’s Day Week: Green Food #1: TJ’s Seaweed Snack

Photo by: Deana Gunn

St. Patrick’s Day chez Reilly is more festive than any other occasion, so we celebrate it the whole week. Take for example our breakfast this morning (March 14th): Green oatmeal and green soymilk on cereal. Good thing we’re head to toe in green clothing as we’ve learned that foods with extra food coloring usually end up in our laps.

In honor of green foods, and since I haven’t been posting our recent new food creations (they’ve become top secret for my new Trader Joe’s cookbook, which you’ll be able to see in print in November!), I’ll be posting a new favorite GREEN food each day this week. Today’s snack would make St. Patrick, RD (the dietitian sibling) VERY proud: Trader Joe’s Roasted Seaweed Snack. I (thankfully) picked up 3 of these new creations at TJ’s last night. They were on sale for $0.99 each and who doesn’t like roasted, seaweed, or snacks? No risk in buying 3, and hallelujah, since we were down to 1 package within 10 minutes of my arrival home.

What the critics said:
Bitchin’ Dietitian: “I can’t eat these fast enough!” (and completely inhaled 1 entire package consisting of “2” servings)
Bitchin’ Husband: “These are stinky. And they taste like fish.” (Victory for Bitchin’ Dietitian!)
5-Year-Old: “THESE ARE SO GOOD!!!” (and completely inhaled 1 entire package minus what 3-year-old brother grabbed)
3-Year-Old: “Yum! Kellllerrrr!!?! Save some for me!”
1-Year-Old (if he could talk): “I’ll have one. Ooh, look at this thing crumble up into a static mess on the carpet! Another please!”

What green snacks help YOU celebrate the Irish life?

“I Don’t Do Beans” Beans

If you love beans, you’re definitely healthier for it. Eat up! But what about the haters? Thankfully, nature developed red lentils… the anti-bean bean, which cooks quickly (15 minutes from bag to fork), disintegrates nearly completely in soups, sauces, stews, and rice dishes, and is just as nutritious as cannellinis and pintos: 7 grams of fiber & 7 grams of protein per half-cup cooked lentils. Look for them in the grocery store with the dried beans (GOYA makes a mean red lentil), or with the Indian foods.

Here are a few ways to sneak’m & stuff’m:

  • Add 1/2 cup dried red lentils to marinara sauce. Simmer the lentils with 1 jar of marinara for about 15 minutes, until lentils are mere flecks of light red sunshine. If you want to really top the nutrition charts, toss in a bag of frozen chopped spinach.
  • Add 1-2 cups of dried red lentils to a pot of soup or chili. Simmer for at least 15 minutes, or until the warm creation is fully cooked. Play a game called “Find the Lentil.” Nobody wins!
  • Simmer 1/2 cup dried red lentils with 1 chunked sweet potato in 2 cups water for 15-20 minutes. Mash with a touch of salt and pepper. Who stole the lentils?

Other ways to trick the masses?

SuperBowl Sunday: Chips, Dips, and No Fat Pants!

Eventhough it’s the commercials that draw me in more than the actual game, and despite my bad Buffalo Bills track record, I always watch… and munch… for the duration. Go Bills!

According to the Snack Food Association, the average SuperBowl viewer downs 1200 calories in snack food (not including meals & drinks). America hoovers 27 billion calories in potato chips alone. That’s 1.8 billion grams of fat (!!). Let’s see Oprah wheel THAT in! The second most popular snack food is tortilla chips–coming in at 8.2 million pounds–which are often buried in a sea of belt-blowing cardiac catastrophe… until now!

Dun Dun Duuuunnn!! Introducing a way to annihilate a plate of nachos and keep the fat pants in the closet!:

No Fat Pants Nachos
Makes enough for 8 fans

1 13-ounce bag tortilla chips (they don’t need to be the low-fat Baked kind)
1 16-ounce can low-fat, or fat-free “refried” beans (like the delicious ones Bearitos makes)
1/2 cup water
1 jar (about 16 ounces) favorite salsa
1 green bell pepper, diced
1 yellow bell pepper, diced
2 tomatoes, finely chopped
1 avocado, cut into small chunks
1 small bunch fresh cilantro, chopped
Hot sauce, as much as possible

Get 4 plates. Evenly distribute chips on the plates. Heat the beans with water in a microwave-safe bowl or glass liquid measuring cup. Pour 1/4 onto each of the 4 chip plates. Pour salsa evenly over the 4 plates and sprinkle each plate with chopped veggies, avocado, and cilantro. Coat liberally with hot sauce, if using. Chow down!

Nutrition info per serving: 229 calories, 6 g fat, 1 g saturated fat, 0 mg cholesterol, 538 mg sodium, 39 g carbohydrate, 10 g fiber, 8 g protein, 32% of your daily Vitamin A, 9% of your daily Calcium, 87% of your daily Vitamin C, and 13% of your daily Iron.

*A serving of “Fat Pants” Nachos may have 800 calories and over 20 grams of fat!*

Not bad, right?!?

New Year, New Food! Tahini Dressing for Veggies

Here is a live coverage of this week’s new recipe creation, Tahini Dressing for Veggies. There isn’t an easier way to get more raw veggies into your core.

Tahini Dressing for Veggies
Makes 1 cup

1/3 cup tahini
1/3 cup water
1/4 cup lemon juice
2 garlic cloves, or 2 teaspoons garlic powder
3/4 teaspoon salt

Blend. Add another tablespoon of water for a thinner dressing. Pour over veggies or dip them in. Eat up!

What the critics said:
Bitchin’ Dietitian: “That’s pretty tasty! I can’t wait to put that on falafel.”
Bitchin’ Husband: “Wow. Good. No more for me though.”
Bitchin’ Kids: “Really good. Can we have dessert now?”

Is that 5 stars? That only took 4 weeks! What do YOU do to get more raw goodness into your being?

New Year, New Food! Where Have You Bean, Burger?

For this week’s new food, I reacquainted myself with my old culinary delights at The Cancer Project. I actually made this recipe for the first time while teaching a cooking class a few months ago (yes, bold!), but I made some short-cuts this time around. It’s modified from The Cancer Project’s Garbanzo Burgers. What I love about these veggie burgers is that they’re easy and cheap to make, they actually stick together, and they’re not made from manipulated soy isolates. Plus, they’ve got a kick-your-pants curry flavor, which is totally scrumptious!

Chica Chica Chickpea Burgers
Makes 6 4-inch patties

2 tablespoons sesame seeds
1 small onion, finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)
1 small carrot, finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)
1 celery stalk, finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)
1 garlic clove, minced or pressed
1 15-ounce can garbanzo beans, drained
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons curry powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon ground coriander or cardamon
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (adds spice, so optional)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup flour
3 tablespoons olive oil

Toast sesame seeds in a dry skillet until they begin to pop and become fragrant. Set aside in a mixing bowl.

Add onion, carrot, celery, and garlic.

Chop beans in a food processor, using an on/off pulsing action, or by hand using a potato masher. Leave some chunks. Add to vegetable mixture, along with soy sauce, curry powder, cumin, coriander, cayenne, and salt. Mix thoroughly.

Stir in enough flour to form a stiff dough. Knead 30 seconds, then form into patties.

Heat oil in a skillet. Cook patties over medium heat until first side is lightly browned, then flip and cook second side until lightly browned, about 2 minutes on each side.

Serve on a bun with all the fixin’s or along with rice and a heaping side of veggies.

What the critics said:

Bitchin’ Dietitian: “Cold or Hot, These are soo good!!”
Bitchin’ Husband: “What’s in these? With some Frank’s hot sauce, they’re awesome!”
5-Year-Old: “I *think* they’re good. I just don’t have my taste buds back yet.” (Has a cold.)
3-Year-Old: “After 2 bites, can I be done?”
1-Year-Old: (if he could talk) “I can’t flick these the way I can Cheerios, so I guess I’ll eat one. And another!”

That looks like at least 4 stars to me. Another winner! What scratch burgers do you love?

New Year, New Food! Crave-Worthy Brussels Sprouts

Forget exercising more, being punctual, and sailing around the world… In 2011, I want to get more creative in the kitchen and fire up the Team Reilly dinner repertoire. Being a dietitian doesn’t give you immunity from making the same 5 dinners over and over again. While we all love veggie chili with cornbread, curried lentil stew and roasted veggies, pizza and salad, spinach lasagna, and overstuffed burritos, it’s time for some risk-taking, mess-making, and gross-dish ditching! Every week this year, I’ll make a new side dish, main dish, or dessert and test them out on the family (which includes the adorable “I’ll try anything” husband, easy-going 5-year-old daughter, unpredictable 3-year-old son, and “I can feed myself” 1-year old son).

The journey actually began in the grocery store the other day when I spotted a tall, dark, and handsome stalk of Brussels sprouts (pictured). Wouldn’t your journey begin that way? I just wish I could’ve had my bridesmaids carry these instead of flower bouquets! How hot would that have been?!

So here’s what I did (mind you dinner-time background noise is a soundtrack of “mommy” on repeat, so new dishes must be simple & quick!):

Crave-Worthy Brussels Sprouts
Serves 5 Adventurous Humans

30 fresh Brussels sprouts, plucked, rinsed, and cut in half length-wise
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons water
1 teaspoon garlic powder
salt & pepper, to taste
hot heat & a cool attitude!

Heat the olive oil in a large skillet. Toss in the Brussels sprouts until they get frisky (the point at which you turn on your overhead fan). Add the water, cover, and cook 5-10 minutes.

Remove cover, sprinkle with garlic powder, salt, and pepper, and continue to cook until some are toasty brown. Serve immediately!

What the critics said:

Bitchin’ Dietitian: “Wow! I hope no one else likes these so i can eat them ALL!!”
Bitchin’ Husband: “More please!” (Bitchin’ Dietitian: “Crud”)
5-Year-Old: “Mmm! Better than that other mushy kind [the frozen variety]!”
3-Year-Old: “Tastes good, but too chewy. Can I spit them out?”
1-Year-Old: (if he could talk) “I can chuck these things all the way from the dining room to the kitchen!!”

So there it is! Week #1 was 3 stars out of 5. This one will be appearing again. Ideas for ingredients or dishes to try next?

Slow-Cooking for Fast-Movers

Photo by: dirvish

Crock pots always frightened me. As a kid, church coffee hours looked like a crock pot cityscape, each building containing some variety of hot brown easily chewed goo. Between those options and the various marshmallow molds, no wonder I began a dietetic quest for real food! While church food may not have progressed since my Toughskins-wearing days, crock pot cooking certainly has. In fact, crock pots will be referred to in their hipper form–slow cookers–from here on out. (Actually, Crock Pot is the brand name of a slow cooker. Fascinated?! Read more here!)

The upside of slow cookers:

1 – Dinner’s ready when you walk in the door (obviously, hello)
2 – Massive flavor distribution
3 – Ability to use cheaper ingredients because they have longer to cook & tenderize (more beans! but dried!)
4 – Always wondering if the slow cooker started on fire in your kitchen while you’re at work. This keeps our minds fresh and alive!

Still timid and just starting to get my feet “crocked,” here are a few recipe compilations for you to gander:

Let’s continue this adventure together. Let me know what recipes work, share tips, and I’ll do the same. To Crock Pots!

Healthy Eating on the Cheap

Photo by: Miss Karen

The $1.99 Value Meal that includes a burger, fries, and a one-gallon drink seems pretty hard to beat when it comes to filling up fast, and for cheap. And yes, the calorie to penny ratio is definitely a “good” one. Plus, when you start adding up the cost of baby eggplants, shoyu, and Ezekiel bread, it’s no wonder Ronald McDonald is a superstar. So is it possible to eat healthy if you’re not a yuppie, DINK, or CEO? Of course it is, friends! You just need to learn some bitchin’ tricks for the market and for your kitchen laboratory. Here are my 13 faves:

  • Plan meals and shopping list ahead of time, and go to the store on a full stomach.
  • Buy apples, potatoes, oranges, etc. by the bag rather than individually.
  • Compare fresh and frozen produce prices, and buy the cheaper. They’re usually equally nutritious. Frozen chopped spinach & green beans are always in our freezer.
  • Buy cereals and other grains in bulk and/or without fancy packaging.
  • Eat as many meatless meals during the week as possible using dried or canned beans for protein. Dried lentils go from dry to delish in just 30 minutes on low boil.
  • Use leftover rice or pasta, frozen veggies, tomato sauce, herbs, and beans to make a giant pot of vegetable soup. Freeze individual portions for lunches and snacks.
  • Buy produce in season, and shred or chop and then freeze portions for later in the year. Shredded zucchini is more versatile than a paperclip!
  • Sneak veggies into every meal: shredded in pancakes and muffins, and added to rice, pasta sauce, and mashed potatoes.
  • Make dips, hummus, breads, muffins, and pancakes from scratch, and freeze leftovers.
  • Shop the perimeter of the grocery store, avoiding unnecessary processed foods. Rely on bulk nuts (1/4 cup per serving) and produce for snacks.
  • Drink water, filtered with your own filter. Spruce it up with sliced cucumbers, or lemon, lime, or orange wedges.
  • Pack your lunch and snacks for workdays using frozen leftovers, bulk foods, and produce.
  • Organic foods are best for about 62 reasons. But, they can be pricey. When it comes to produce, follow Environmental Working Group‘s lists for which ones should most definitely be organic. (If you eat them, meat, dairy, and eggs should always be humanely-raised and organic.)

Check out these value meals! A few examples of the tricks put into action, and how many pennies they’re going to cost:

Confetti Pancakes $0.66 per serving + $0.75 per 2 Tablespoons of pure maple syrup

Yummus Hummus: $2.46 per 2 cups, $0.31 per serving
Makes about 2 cups (8 1/4-cup servings)

This version is simple and lower fat than store-bought brands, just 70 calories and 2 grams of fat per 1/4-cup serving (and 4 grams of protein!). Use this recipe as a base and add dill, roasted red peppers, black olives, or chili powder for an extra zing.

1 15-ounce can garbanzo beans, or 1 1/2 cups of cooked garbanzo beans
1 tablespoon tahini (sesame seed butter)
1/4 cup lemon juice
3 green onions, chopped (white and light green areas only)
1 tablespoon chopped garlic (about 3 cloves)
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon black pepper

If using canned garbanzo beans, drain them, reserving liquid, and rinse beans. Place beans, tahini, lemon juice, green onions, garlic, cumin, and black pepper in food processor or blender and process until smooth. Add reserved bean liquid, or if using cooked beans, water or vegetable broth, as needed for a smoother consistency.

Jen’s Veggie Chili: $0.86 per serving
Makes 10 servings

Serve this chili hot on a cold day or cold on a hot day, with cornbread of course.

1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small red onion, finely chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 28-ounce can stewed tomatoes, fire-roasted if possible
1 15-ounce can kidney beans, drained & rinsed
1 15-ounce can pinto beans, drained & rinsed
2 cups dried lentils plus 2 cups filtered water
1 large green bell pepper
2 cups frozen corn
salt, pepper, and hot sauce, to taste

Heat olive oil in a large pot. Add onion, garlic, and spices and cook until onions are translucent. Add remaining ingredients and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to simmer and cook for about 30 minutes, until lentils are soft.

Curried Lentil Stew: $0.57 per serving
Makes 10 servings

Delicious served with a whole grain roll ($0.25)

2 tablespoons olive oil
4 carrots, peeled and finely chopped
3 ribs celery, finely chopped
1 medium onion, finely diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons curry powder
7 cups water
1 pound dried lentils, rinsed and picked over
3 teaspoons vegetable bouillon
1 cup tomato puree or 1 (14.5-ounce) can crushed tomatoes
8 ounces frozen cut-leaf spinach (no need to thaw)
Kosher salt and coarsely ground black pepper to taste

Drizzle a few tablespoons of olive oil into a dutch oven or stockpot and heat over medium-high heat. When the oil is hot, add chopped carrots, celery, and onion. Saute until the vegetables are just beginning to get tender. Add garlic and sprinkle the curry powder over the vegetables. Continue to saute, stirring, for another 2 to 3 minutes.

Add one cup of water to the pot to deglaze, scraping up the browned bits at the bottom. Then stir in the remaining water, the lentils, and the bouillon. Place a cover on the pot at an angle so that steam can escape, and bring to a boil. Once the stew comes to a boil, stir, reduce heat, and simmer for about thirty minutes, stirring occasionally.

Check the lentils for tenderness at about 30 minutes. When they are fairly tender, stir in the tomato puree and the spinach. Let simmer until the desired texture and consistency are reached. Taste for seasoning and adjust salt and pepper as necessary.

Recipe from Eat Real

What’s the cheapest healthy deal or meal you’ve concocted?

Contest: Rename the Shrek Smoothie & Win!

Photo by: Bitchin' Dietitian

Although i love Shrek and all his deliciousness, I never really liked the name of the Shrek Smoothie. It IS the perfect color of his epidermis, and the Shrek factor was meant to appeal to kids (which it does), but we need a new all-age-encompassing name. Enter your ideas in the Comments section and the winner will be chosen next Friday, October 8th. The winner will receive the next best thing to a new car… a free 60-minute nutrition counseling session avec moi! The session can be in person (if in the DC area), via Skype video phone, or just a simple phoner convo. A bitchin’ $100 value!