And the Winner is… Popeye!

 

Photo by: Norwichnuts

 In an effort to rename the Shrek Smoothie, I called on the creative masses in a bitchin’ competition. Every one of the entries was scrumptious, but the grand prize goes to Sir William Hesselton of Virginia. From here on out, we’ll be referring to the green spinach-laden smoothie as the “Popeye Smoothie” (Popeye Smooth-Eye!), or in back alleys as simply “The Popeye.” Our pipe-smoking buddy (we’ll talk smoking cessation later) got strong with the green leafy, and who doesn’t want to get strong? Kids, adults, and even kid-at-heart adults. Way to go, Will!

Don’t be sad if you’re not Will… keep in mind that if you’ve got a favorite name for the drink, there’s no reason why you can’t call it whatever excites you to drink it more often: Puce Juice, Shamrock Smoothie, Spanikolada, Four-Leaf Cocktail, Greenhouse, Shrekoothie, Jade Smoothie, Emerald Smoothie, Emerald Forest, Spartan Smoothie, Green-Tini, or Shrek on the Beach. Drink up, and cheers to life enriched with green goodness!

Contest: Rename the Shrek Smoothie & Win!

Photo by: Bitchin' Dietitian

Although i love Shrek and all his deliciousness, I never really liked the name of the Shrek Smoothie. It IS the perfect color of his epidermis, and the Shrek factor was meant to appeal to kids (which it does), but we need a new all-age-encompassing name. Enter your ideas in the Comments section and the winner will be chosen next Friday, October 8th. The winner will receive the next best thing to a new car… a free 60-minute nutrition counseling session avec moi! The session can be in person (if in the DC area), via Skype video phone, or just a simple phoner convo. A bitchin’ $100 value!

Football Fare for Non-Fat Fans

Photo by: Chris Connelly

You know that cruddy feeling you have after dedicating 3 hours of your day to football viewing, and then your team loses? And did you eat 30 wings?

Growing up in Bills country and hosting bad-karma Superbowl disaster party year after year, I’ve often wondered if the football snack food was a touch healthier, would the post-game funk be less funky? Not that I’m hoping your team loses (unless it’s the Dolphins), and not that the Buffalo wings, ribs, French onion dip, and nachos washed down with Labbatt’s Blue aren’t to die for (literally!). But, if Bitchin’ Dietitian existed back then, what would’ve been served, and would we have felt better about our sucky team because our tight ends stayed tight? Let’s give it a shot. At the very least, our ends will thank us. Here are a few snack recipes (followed by lower calorie beer options) for a crowd-pleasing, offensive lineman-limiting menu:

Scott Norwood Should’ve Eaten These Nachos
Makes enough for 8 fans

1 13-ounce bag tortilla chips (extra credit if they’re Baked)
1 16-ounce can fat-free “refried” beans (like the delicious ones Bearitos makes)
1 cup Daiya shredded cheddar cheese (optional)
1 green bell pepper, diced
2 bunches green onions, chopped
2 tomatoes, finely chopped
1 jar (about 16 ounces) favorite salsa
Hot sauce, as much as possible

Get 4 plates. Evenly distribute chips on the plates. Heat the beans in a microwave-safe bowl or on the stovetop until all melty. Pour 1/4 onto each of the 4 chip plates. Sprinkle 1/4 cup of shredded cheese on each chip/bean plate (if using), and then microwave for 30 seconds. Sprinkle the chopped veggies, pour the salsa, and dash with hot sauce. Chow.

Nutrition info per serving with regular chips & the cheese (2 servings per plate): 234 calories, 5.3 g fat, 662 mg sodium, 40.7 g carbohydrate, 8.8 g fiber, 8.1 g protein.

*A serving of “Loose End” Nachos may have 780 calories and over 20 grams of fat!*

Colorful Corn Salsa (served with baked chips)
Makes 4 ½ cups (9 servings)

1 cup fresh or frozen corn
2 medium tomatoes, chopped
¼ cup chopped red onion
½ cup chopped green bell pepper
½ cup chopped orange bell pepper
10 fresh basil leaves, chopped
Juice of 1 lime
3 tablespoons rice or cider vinegar

If using fresh corn, blanch in boiling water for 3 minutes and rinse in cold water. If using frozen corn that is not thawed completely, blanch in boiling water for 2 minutes and drain. In a large bowl, combine all ingredients and set aside for 15 to 20 minutes to allow the flavors to develop. Serve at room temperature.

Nutrition info per 1/2 cup serving: 26 calories, 0.2 g fat, 2 mg sodium, 6 g carbohydrate, 1 g fiber, 2.2 g sugar, 0.8 g protein.

Creamy Spinach Dip served with chopped veggies & pumpernickel bread. Cholesterol-free? SA-Weeet!!!

Low-Fat Guacamole (served with baked chips, or heck, maybe go full-fat this time?)

Hot Wings That Will Blow Your Mind!


BEER

Now for the thirst-quenching end of things. Based on calories:

Choose Amstel Light, Guinness Draught, Rolling Rock, Yuengling Lager, and Beck’s Light.

Stay Away From Bass Ale, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Corona Extra, Bud Light, Heineken, and most IPAs.

My fave is a good Hefeweizen… which is like Switzerland. Neutral in calories & Delicious!

What will you eat and drink this weekend, and who are you cheering for?


Fun Food Fact Friday: Capers!

Photo by Tim Lewis

Recently overheard by Bitchin’ Dietitian’s dad: “This dish would be even better topped with capers!”

Hm, so what ARE capers, where do they come from, and do they have any nutritional value? The salty sour flavor of capers makes them a stellar addition to soups, salads, and main dishes. They’re the unripened flower buds of a prickly perennial plant native to the Mediterranean and parts of Asia. After the buds are harvested (picked by hand, which is why they cost a pretty penny!), they’re sun-dried and pickled in vinegar, wine, brine, or salt. The curing brings out their lemony flavor.

A serving is generally about a tablespoon and 2 calories. Too little to pack a nutrition punch?! No way! One tablespoon of capers is loaded with enough vitamin E and other antioxidants to give them a place on the health wagon. Plus, even in small doses, they’ve been shown to prevent lipid oxidation. If all you’re hearing is ‘blah blah blah’… how does lowering heart disease risk sound? Jackpot! The only downside is their sodium content… generally about 250 milligrams per tablespoon. But, just keep your focus on lots of unprocessed nature foods and those capers will fit in perfectly.

Try this Penne with Sun-Dried Tomatoes & Capers dish for something different. And if you want that caper flavor without the bank-breaking side-effect, here’s a recipe for Poor Man’s Capers.

How do YOU caper?

Feeding Peter Piper, the Picky Pepper: Tip #1

Before having kids, I did countless TV and radio interviews stressing the importance of establishing healthy eating habits in childhood, and ways to get picky eaters to eat veggies, fruits, and even vegetarian freak foods like tofu and tempeh. And then i had kids of my own. My first child (a girl) was actually a breeze. Right from the start she loved broccoli, avocados, Boca burgers, tofu, and would show up empty-handed and red-mustached when asked to go pick the tomatoes from the garden. So I was right all along! Offer them only healthy things and they’ll eat only healthy things. I can’t believe CNN even bothered to cover this. It was a no-brainer!

Then my son came along. Before even introducing him to solid food, I knew I’d be in trouble. So when he refused to eat food #1–avocado–I realized I’d have to reach into my bag of tricks right away. Thankfully, he ate other fruits and vegetables, but if you tried to feed him anything he didn’t like (like pasta), he’d channel his inner gag, and that was the end of that meal. For the whole family.  “Keep trying the foods they don’t seem to enjoy. One day, things might change. Don’t give up!” Did I really say that? Exactly how many times did i recommend people do this? 7 times?

The good news is, thanks to creativity, dessert bribery, and the elimination of snacks, at the age of 2 1/2, boychild is a pretty good eater even by dietitian standards. And as for the “keep trying” part—despite the consequences—I do. We had a major breakthrough last week. After 2 years of gagging, crying, and spitting out tofu, it finally made it down the esophagus. He even said “i like that toe food!” That, my friends, is some bitchin’ determination payoff! (I haven’t gotten the nerve to try him on tofu since, but i remain optimistic!)

I suspect our 3rd babe (also a boy) will bring yet another personality to the kitchen. He’s only just now starting on solid food and seems to prefer spitting things out and wiping them in his eyelashes. So obviously this is a personal work in progress. But, over the next 3 days I’ll share tips that have gotten us through thus far. Here is Tip #1:

Start the day with a green smoothie. The kids are hungry, and thirsty. Get them started on the right foot. The green part is pre-washed raw baby spinach, which is tasteless in a smoothie. The rest is up to you… fruit (banana makes it creamy, but be warned that dark-colored fruits will make the smoothie brown), something frozen (fruit or ice), and then enough liquid (ideally fortified non-dairy milk and/or water) to reach the height of the solid foods in the blender. Blend until it’s a beautiful ogre-green color. Here’s one that totally rocks:

Popeye Smoothie
Serves 4

1 banana
3/4 cup frozen chopped mango
1/2 cup frozen chopped pineapple
1/2 cup green grapes
2 tablespoons calcium-fortified orange juice concentrate
1 1/2 cups (2 large handfuls) raw baby spinach
1 tablespoon spirulina-type green powder (e.g. “Very Green” from Trader Joe’s)
8 ounces unsweetened calcium-fortified almond milk
ice cubes for a thicker smoothie/ chilled water for a thinner smoothie

Per serving: 78 calories, 1 g fat, 0 mg cholesterol, 17.8 g carbohydrate (2.2 g fiber, 12 g sugar), 1.2 g protein, 70 mg calcium, 42% of your daily vitamin C, 29% of your daily vitamin A.

Comment with your own tips and tricks over the next 3 days… I often deplete even my own arsenal!

It Ain’t Easy Bein’ a Collard Green

Before Dinner

Collard greens have taken over our garden in weed-like fashion. They’ve been roasted, stir-fried, smoothied, and even pancaked, and they’re still exploding from the ground. So I consulted @floridagirlinDC and her foodie blog for suggestions on other ways to ride this calcium-crazed green. She suggested the Food Network’s Fried Collard Green WonTons.  While they sound absolutely delish, I knew by putting them through the Bitchin’ Dietitian health machine, I could come up with an equally scrumptious but slightly better-on-the-buttocks version. Here’s what we had for dinner:

Collard Green WonTons
Makes 16 WonTons

1 large bunch collards, stemmed, rolled, and sliced into strips
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons rice vinegar
1 package (12.3 oz) silken firm tofu
1 can (15 oz) white beans, drained & rinsed
4 ounces cream cheese (Tofutti or other)
16 WonTon wrappers (eggless recipe here)
Olive oil for frying

Boil the collards with garlic powder, salt, pepper, and rice vinegar until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain the liquid.

Blend tofu, beans, cream cheese, and another dash of salt until smooth. Mix in with the collards.

Heat olive oil in a frying pan, using low heat. Place 2 tablespoons of creamy collard mixture in each WonTon wrapper, fold ‘er up comme ca, and fry on each side for about 5 minutes, until golden brown. Serve warm.

Nutrition Info per WonTon: 212 calories, 5.7 grams fat, 32.4 g carbohydrate, 4.7 g fiber, 9.9 g protein.

Pancakes as Vegetable Vehicles

Having trouble getting your kids or spouse to eat veggies? How about this recipe:

Confetti Pancakes
Makes enough pancakes for a family of 4

2 cups whole wheat flour
2 cups unsweetened almond milk
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sweetener (agave nectar, sugar, etc.)
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 cup shredded zucchini
1/4 cup finely diced collard greens
1/4 cup shredded carrot
Optional: add 3 dark chocolate chips to each pancake
(“Chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, anyone?!”) 

Mix all ingredients together, and add more almond milk as needed for thinner pancakes. Cook in a large skillet with a touch of oil. Add fruit sauce, maple syrup, agave, or nothing at all. YUM.

Keep Dessert, Keep Your Head

For too many people, getting healthy means eliminating desserts. However, if you’re unwilling to commit to that restrictive life until the end of time, there IS a way to maintain health, sanity, and good looks WITH dessert. You just have to know how to do it.

First of all, a bit about sweet cravings and how to curb them. Consuming sugar temporarily elevates the levels of certain neurotransmitters (“feel-good” chemicals) in our bodies. Two of the major neurotransmitters released by eating sugar are dopamine, which releases chemicals including endorphins that give us a feeling of pleasure, and serotonin, which produces a feeling of well-being. We also tend to eat sugary treats for a quick rush of energy to get us through the day.

  • Aim for stable blood sugar levels by avoiding foods made completely of sugar such as candy and soda. Instead, fill your diet with high-fiber foods like veggies and fruits to help normalize blood sugars and prevent spikes and plummets in blood sugar levels.
  • Craving sweets may indicate a lack of chromium, carbon, phosphorus, sulphur or tryptophan in the diet. Here are sources of those nutrients:
  • o      Chromium –broccoli, grapes, cheese, dried beans, and chicken
  • o      Carbon – fresh fruit
  • o      Phosphorus – legumes, grains, nuts, meats, fish, eggs, and dairy
  • o      Sulphur – cranberries, horseradish, cruciferous vegetables (broccoli)
  • o      Tryptophan – raisins, sweet potatoes, spinach, cheese
  • If you find yourself drawn to sweets as a response to stress, your first step of action should be to try to eliminate the stress. When eliminating stress isn’t an option, try to exercise. Not only will the exercise help you blow off some stream, it also releases some of the same neurotransmitters that the consumption of sugar does – without the empty calories.
  • If chocolate is your weakness, incorporate small portions of chocolate into your usual diet, rather than restrict yourself. Moderation is the key. Try dark or bittersweet chocolate which triggers satiation sooner than milk chocolate and is generally lower in calories.

Now for the recipes… some taken from The Cancer Project:

No-Guilt Chocolate Cake and Cupcakes
Serves 16 

1 1/2 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup warm water
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 tsp distilled white or apple cider vinegar

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Sift together the dry ingredients and then add the wet ingredients until well blended. Pour into greased 9×9 cake pan or 2/3 full into each of 16 cupcake tins. Bake cake for 35 minutes or 15-20 minutes for cupcakes until toothpick comes out clean. Once cool, sift powdered sugar over top or frost with chocolate glaze (recipe below).

Per serving (w/o glaze):
136 calories
4.9 g fat
1.1 g saturated fat
0 mg cholesterol
22.4 g carbohydrates
12.6 g sugar
1 g fiber
1.6 g protein
154 mg sodium

Chocolate Glaze

1/2 cup sugar
4 tbsp margarine
2 tbsp soy milk
2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp vanilla extract

In a small saucepan, bring sugar, margarine, milk, and cocoa to a boil. Stir frequently; then reduce heat to a simmer for 2 minutes, stirring constantly. It’ll look gloppy, but it’s just the bubbles! Remove from heat and stir for another 5 minutes.

Add vanilla, stir, and immediately pour onto cake. Glaze dries really quickly, so spread it immediately and add any sprinkles now. Let this cool for an hour, if you can wait that long!

Chocolate Mousse or Chocolate Mousse Pie
Makes 12 servings

This is a healthier version of the high-fat, high-calorie French delicacy. Cornell researchers have found that cocoa has nearly twice the antioxidants of red wine and up to three times those found in green tea.

2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
2 cups non-dairy milk, such as soymilk or rice milk
2 packages (12.3 ounces each) low-fat silken tofu
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 ready-made graham cracker pie crust (optional)
10 strawberries, sliced
10 mint sprigs for garnish (optional)

Place chocolate chips and non-dairy milk in a microwave-safe bowl and microwave for 1 minute. Let sit for 2 minutes.

Place tofu, vanilla, and chocolate chip/non-dairy milk mixture in a food processor or blender and process until smooth. Transfer into a graham cracker pie crust, if using, or small individual serving dishes and chill for 2 hours in the refrigerator or 30 minutes in the freezer. Serve topped with strawberries and garnished with mint, if using.

Variation: Add a chopped banana to the blender or food processor when you process the tofu and chocolate together.

Per serving (without pie crust):
208 calories
10 g fat
6.1 g saturated fat
43.5% calories from fat
0 mg cholesterol
6.3 g protein
22.3 g carbohydrate
15.3 g sugar
1.5 g fiber
58 mg sodium

Gingered Melon
Makes 6 servings

This recipe is a refreshing twist on cantaloupe and uses ginger which can aid in digestion.

1 large cantaloupe
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon chopped crystallized ginger

Cut melon in half and seed, then cut each half into chunks. Sprinkle ground and crystallized ginger over the melon chunks and stir. Chill and serve.

Per serving:
54 calories
0.3 g fat
0.1 g saturated fat
4.6% calories from fat
0 mg cholesterol
1.2 g protein
13.1 g carbohydrate
12.4 g sugar
1.3 g fiber
22 mg sodium
13 mg calcium
0.3 mg iron
49.9 mg vitamin C
2741 mcg beta-carotene
0.1 mg vitamin E

Ambrosia
Makes about 4 cups (4 servings)

This colorful fruit salad may be made up to a day in advance if you add the banana just before serving. Fruit-sweetened desserts not only satisfy a sweet tooth, but they’re full of healthy antioxidant-rich foods. In this case, you’re better off opting FOR dessert!

2 oranges, peeled and chopped
2 cups pineapple chunks
1 banana, sliced
1/4 cup shredded coconut
2–4 tablespoons dried cranberries
1 tablespoon orange juice concentrate
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
1 tablespoon water 

Place oranges, pineapple, banana, coconut, and cranberries in a medium bowl. In a small bowl, mix orange juice concentrate, almond extract, and water. Pour over fruit and toss to mix.

Per serving:
188 calories
2.4 g fat
1.9 g saturated fat
11.5% calories from fat
0 mg cholesterol
1.8 g protein
43.3 g carbohydrate
35.3 g sugar
3.9 g fiber
17 mg sodium
49 mg calcium
0.7 mg iron
61.5 mg vitamin C
88 mcg beta-carotene

Schoolyard Oatmeal Cookies
Makes 1 dozen

The best darn cookies this side of the playground!

1/2 cup whole wheat pastry flour
1/2 cup quick-cooking rolled oats (not instant)
1/4 teaspoon non-aluminum baking powder (such as Rumford)
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 cup light molasses or sorghum syrup
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 tablespoon water
3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 cup walnuts, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup raisins
Preheat the oven to 350° F. Coat a baking sheet with nonstick cooking spray, and set it aside. Place the flour, rolled oats baking powder, cinnamon, and salt in a small mixing bowl. Stir them together and set aside.
Measure out the molasses or sorghum syrup in a small measuring cup. Then stir in the canola oil, water, and vanilla extract. Mix well. Pour this mixture into the dry ingredients along with the walnuts and raisins. Mix thoroughly.
Drop the dough by 12 rounded spoonfuls onto the prepared baking sheet. Flatten each cookie lightly with the back of a spoon. Bake the cookies for 12 to 14 minutes, or until they are lightly browned.
Transfer the cookies to a cooling rack using a metal spatula. Cool the cookies completely before storing them.
Per cookie:
58 calories1.8 g fat0 mg cholesterol10.1 g carbohydrate0.6 g fiber5.6 g sugar1.2 g protein
Summer Fruit Compote
Makes 4 servings

Although perfect during summer when peaches and strawberries are in season, this is actually delicious anytime of year using frozen fruit.

2 cups sliced fresh peaches (peeled, if desired)
2 cups hulled fresh strawberries
1/2 cup white grape juice concentrate or apple juice concentrate

Combine all ingredients in a large saucepan. Bring to a simmer and cook for about 
5 minutes, or until fruit just becomes soft. Serve warm or cold by itself, or over fruit sorbet or vanilla non-dairy ice cream.

Per serving:
121 calories
0.5 g fat
0.1 g saturated fat
4% calories from fat
0 mg cholesterol
1.5 g protein
29.6 g carbohydrate
26.3 g sugar
2.8 g fiber
3 mg sodium
21 mg calcium
0.6 mg iron
77.9 mg vitamin C
149 mcg beta-carotene

Beans for Dessert, and 29 Other Times

You just read an article on how great beans are for you, so you stocked up at the grocery store. Now what?

Beans, lentils, and split peas are essential in a healthy diet. They have 7 grams of fiber and 7 grams of protein per half-cup serving. Their fiber helps shuttle cholesterol and other undesirables out of the body, helps you feel full faster, and eat fewer calories overall. Plus, they are great sources of brain-enhancing B vitamins, calcium for bones and teeth, and folic acid.

Here are 30 ways to enjoy beans and their benefits, starting with a sweet red bean concoction:

  1. Thai Red Bean Dessert
  2. Hummus
  3. Pinto bean dip
  4. Added to salsa (black beans are delish)
  5. Pasta E Fagioli
  6. Veggie chili
  7. Lentil soup
  8. Bean burritos
  9. Added to stir-fries (white beans work well)
  10. Added to any soup
  11. Added to marinara sauce (dried red lentils hide well and cook quickly)
  12. Instead of meat in any casserole or stew
  13. Black-Eyed Pea Curry
  14. Blended and mixed with spinach and garlic for a layer in lasagna
  15. Edamame
  16. Baked beans as a side dish
  17. Split pea soup
  18. Red Lentil Dal
  19. 3-Bean salad
  20. Chickpea Ratatouille
  21. Added to salads (Kidney beans and garbanzos are yum)
  22. For breakfast: beans and salsa on toast
  23. Lentil Artichoke Stew
  24. Falafel
  25. Straight out of the can, drained & rinsed… a great snack!
  26. White Bean Spread with Sun-Dried Tomatoes
  27. Mashed and stuffed into pita bread for lunch
  28. Cannellini Beans with Kale
  29. Mixed with finely chopped veggies and low-fat vinaigrette dressing
  30. Mixed with brown rice, salt, and pepper